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Do you like technology? Weird facts? Toilet Humor? Crows?

I do.  My name is David, and I am a web developer by day, crime fighter writer by night. I watch emerging technologies and science newsletters, then scrape out the interesting buits and stir them together with off color humor and post it here. That is what Zombie Chops is about; funny and informative. (Also some fiction, because I was a writer before I made web pages. )

This is also the home of the Zombarcology project; a think-tank of some of the most mediocre mind, applying emerging technologies to the problem of the eventual zombie apocalypse, and desinging a building around all of it using amazing devices and materials to stay uninfected.