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Lunch At Philo’s
Lunch At Philo’s
Nick and Edison took a seat at one of many tables in the wide low-ceilinged room. It wasn’t very close to the windows, those seats filled quickly it [...]
Abuse
Abuse
The rain poured outside like a hurricane. Occasionally, a rivulet of water would run down the window, once enough splashes had accumulated on the glass. [...]
Wanna Help Me With A Podcast?
Wanna Help Me With A Podcast?
Here’s what I am thinking of: We’d look at pop culture and the many many (many) science mistakes it makes. Movies, comics, video games, books, [...]
#Zombarcology: Prototype For A Unique Book Project
#Zombarcology: Prototype For A Unique Book Project
I’m writing this because contrary to my delusions, you all don’t hang on my every word and I’m confusing people by talking about a [...]
Cryptozoology: Not Always Bullshit
Cryptozoology: Not Always Bullshit
Cthulhu: Better Monster Or Best Monster
Cthulhu: Better Monster Or Best Monster
Back in the day, Cracked had Topics pages that were basically their version of Wikipedia pages. I made this for the Cthulhu page, but it no longer displays [...]
Ascension, Chapter 3: The First Dinner
Ascension, Chapter 3: The First Dinner
An elf who went by the name Swallowtail stood watching the woman in the other room. She was also an elf, but not the same as the pale-skinned Swallowtail. [...]
Ascension, Chapter 2: A Rude Awakening
Ascension, Chapter 2: A Rude Awakening
The world was quiet. Too quiet. There were sounds, but they were muted, tinny. Morpho tried to sit up, but her head was still swimming. A wave of nausea [...]
Ascension, Chapter 1: The Caravan
Ascension, Chapter 1: The Caravan
Vildree was moping. She sat in a snarl of overgrown herb plants on a hill, her arms crossed over her chest. Every few seconds she’d blow upward with a [...]
Ascension, Prelude: Power Hungry
Ascension, Prelude: Power Hungry
His throne was set atop the peak of a great mountain. He sat upon it, day and night glowering at the lands below him. Rivers of molten rock poured from [...]
Shattered Serenity Chapter 2: Over Two Hundred Worlds
Shattered Serenity Chapter 2: Over Two Hundred Worlds
Vladimir Prosek looked at the face staring back at him in the polished black metal that lined the walls of the elevator. His face had deep frown lines, but [...]