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Asian Marinated Grilled Tofu

July 24, 2014 in .Zombuffet by ddietle

Tofu is one of those foods that makes almost everyone who has ever seen or even heard of it cringe. It’s a slightly gelatinous bl0ck of white andis kind of
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Shattered Serenity Chapter 1: Pandemonium

July 13, 2014 in Fiction by ddietle

Pale, multicolored light flickered over the ground. The shifting, waving effect of the brightly colored sky made the jungle look surreal and terrifying. Bizarre, alien plants choked every square inch
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The Safe

April 24, 2014 in Fiction by ddietle

The door slammed shut. Mike held himself up against it, breathing heavily. He was in a near panic, sweating, shaking, and fumbling for the lock. It slid into place with
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Fast Food: A Breakdown

April 18, 2014 in Fast Food Court by ddietle

I wrote this for Cracked years ago, but it was a labor of love I never got paid for, so I don’t feel bad posting it here, too. Fast food
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An Open Letter To My Birth Family, By David Dietle

March 26, 2014 in Uncategorized by ddietle

I don’t even know where to begin with this. I guess “Leave me alone.” That’s the entirety of this in 3 words and pretty much everything I really want to
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Web Of Ruin: Chapter 17

November 6, 2013 in Fiction by ddietle

Arachne watched the big man pace in the next room. Cavalier was not as tall as Arachne, but he was over six foot and broad shouldered. He’d removed his helmet,
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Web Of Ruin: Chapter 16

November 5, 2013 in Fiction by ddietle

Reaper and Extractor took a small hybrid car out the “back door” of Deadshot’s land and headed south west. They managed to syphon enough gas to keep it running until
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Pics of bugs and facts

September 25, 2013 in .Zombuffet, Freature by ddietle

Cracked Alumni and all around funny guy Karl Smallwood (one of two people I have ever collaborated on an article with) is a dedicated older brother to a lucky 9
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Vegan Burger That Does NOT Suck

August 15, 2013 in .Zombuffet by ddietle

I’m kind of a pig. I’m the kind of person who gets a Big Mac as a side dish for a Double Quarter Pounder. I’m also a dad, so I
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Pixar Movies Are A Festival Of Hidden Tears

July 9, 2013 in .Zombuffet by ddietle

It’s not secret to anyone who has ever seen a Pixar movie that they are hell bent on making even the hardest of us weep like children who left their
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