Cracked Articles

Since it’s been a few years since Cracked showed all of an author’s articles on their page, I put this together for easy reference

  1. 8 Software Features That Would Make Real Life Awesome
  2. 5 Bullet-Time Secrets Revealed By High-Speed Photography
  3. 5 Horrifying Aftermaths Implied by Movies With Happy Endings
  4. 7 Famous Sci-Fi Inventions With Huge Flaws the Movies Ignore
  5. 5 Creepy Things You Won’t Believe Animals Are Learning to Do
  6. The 7 Most Ridiculously Advanced Machines Built Out of LEGOs
  7. 8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly from Your Nightmares
  8. 15 Animals You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped
  9. 5 Acts of Nature That Rearranged the Face of the Planet
  10. The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the History of Nature
  11. 5 Adorable Animals That Are Turning to the Dark Side
  12. The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved The Day in ‘Star Wars’
  13. 6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think
  14. 7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail Quickly
  15. The 6 Most Strangely Convincing Real-Life Curses
  16. 6 Man-Made Natural Disasters Just Waiting to Happen
  17. 10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn’t Exist
  18. 13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
  19. Alien: A Film Franchise Based Entirely on Rape
  20. 5 Materials That Will Make The World as We Know It Obsolete
  21. 7 Man-Made Substances that Laugh in the Face of Physics
  22. 7 Terrifying Giant Versions of Disgusting Critters
  23. 7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around)
  24. 5 Ways Science Could Make Us Immortal
  25. 6 Creepy Animal Behaviors That Science Can’t Explain
  26. 5 Scientific Ways To Make Water Do Magic
  27. 6 People Who Turned a Life of Crime Into Legitimate Careers
  28. 6 Terrifying Diseases That Science Can’t Explain
  29. 6 Tiny Things That Have Mind-Blowing Global Impacts
  30. 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day (That Can Destroy You)
  31. 6 Species We’ve Nearly Killed Off (For Dumbass Reasons)
  32. 6 New Weapons That You Literally Cannot Hide From
  33. 6 Badass Tricks You Can Do With Fire (That Might Kill You)
  34. 5 Scientific Theories That Help Explain Santa To Smart Kids
  35. 5 Ways The World Could End (You’d Never See Coming)
  36. 6 Insane Do It Yourself Projects That Put Yours to Shame
  37. 6 Badass Tricks You Can (But Shouldn’t) Do With Electricity
  38. 7 Awesome Acts of Nature (That Science Can’t Explain)
  39. The 5 Ballsiest Ways Man Has Replaced Nature
  40. 5 Reasons The Greatest Movie Villain Ever is a ‘Good’ Witch
  41. 7 Superpowered Animal Senses You Won’t Believe Are Possible